Black people are funny. Admit it. Started off with that guy from that superman film. Whatever the hell his name was.
Theres the guy with the zebra on his back
Then theres this guy
And then theres this guy..
wait this guy aint funny anymore!!
Anyway this incident relates the story of some other black guys...on a bus!
So after doing some shopping from that king of retail stores, the £ shop, to get my weekly rations of choclate orange and crips, i boarded a bus home!
On the way back i bumped into an old work colleague who back in the day had a proper name but now for some strange reason is called KEV RON. I didnt get it! He is still studying to be an accountant...and has a girlfriend....now....apparently!
So im on the bus and its already full. I have to sit next to someone. But no worry i wont get to read but ill just enjoy the view. Havent done that in a while. All is well.
Those of you who travel by public transport and especially buses know exactly what goes on at the back of a bus. Be it playing music loudly through their crappy phones. (with lots of swearing and N' words because as we know, all gangstas travel by bus these days. Recession), calling each other bro or blud (depending on the colour of the skin of the occupants of the back of the bus) or just smoking!!!!
Dont you hate it when theres always someone at the back of the bus smoking. And not just normal smoking. Smoking of the skunk variety. (Ive never strayed into drugs so cant really differciate between mari-ju-aana, skunk, grass, weed etc. I can only presume it was skunk because it stunk the hell out of the bus).
So there they were a couple of black kids on the bus smoking and getting lippy and generally having a merry old time. About 10 mins on the bus (and about 5 mins from home) the driver decides he's had enough. He stops the buses and comes upstairs and points at the smoking mischeivers...
(Inserted a picture of a bus driver pointing...but it wouldnt come out properly)
He proceeds to tell them in his sign language to fuck off!!!
In true fashion they start looking around asking: "who was it?wasnt us!"
One of the kids walks past me, music blaring from his phone.....
and then is when it happened...What might have been one of the funniest moments on a bus ever. He proceeds to call a taxi.
"Hello, Can you hear me?"
"can you hear me?"
"Hello, a need a taxi" ( a=I)"
"hello"
"a need a taxi"
If by now the funniness (and the point of the post) hasnt dawned upon you then its this...
2) HE SMOKED THE DRUGS ON A BUS
1) HE'S CALLING FOR A TAXI
3) EVERYONE ON THE BUS ARE PISSED OFF BECAUSE THEY HAVE IMPORTANT LIVES TO LIVE WHICH ARE WHITHERING AWAY ON A BUS AMONGST SKUNK SMOKE!
To top all of this off...a girl comes upstairs, sticks her head out of the staircase and announces that whoever is smoking can they please get off the bus so the rest of seated public can enjoy their day!!!
Was i enjoying my day....i was now!!!!!!
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