From the vaults: Shalwar Qameez wearing happy people

I thought many of you who havent read my blog before may have missed this. Here it is in all its glory!Click the link

http://iwwwrite.blogspot.com/2009/02/was-shalwar-qameez-wearing-happy-people.html

Cricket Blogging

So im being dragged off to watch a cricket match today. I didnt really want to go. And immediately regreted buying the ticket. But alas the day has come and I have a furious headache (I was up till late).

Anyway, modern technology allows me to post videos from my phone so i will post some videos here for you all to see. Hope you enjoy them. Im off now. Anyone got a shotgun?

What i got for my birthday this year!

I recently celebrated my oldest-to-date birthday. And it was a brilliant birthday. Presents wise. I didnt get a box with some spit in it. Nope. Sorry.

Not only did not get anything I didn’t like or could pass to someone else on their birthday (I did that on my brother's birthday, I gave him a USB rocket launcher which works on windows XP. This would be brilliant, if he actually ran XP. He runs ubuntu and Windows 7).

Anyway, I got a wireless keyboard and mouse from SHE that must be obeyed. This was nice, because even though my current keyboard and mouse work just fine they are not that good looking.

I also received some novelty t-shirts. Batman and Skeletor made appearances on these t-shirts. This was brilliant. I’m a bit fan of anything nostalgic.

BTW skeletor was the baddie from He-Man. Youtube!

I also received a book. A book is always a nice present to receive. And this was a book I actually wanted. This made even more betterer.

Lastly I got a huge mug. Black. "The Don" in The Godfather script. As you know or don’t (if you don’t, look at the sidebar under "what I watched". I am big movie person and will list everything I watch there. I will also rate the movie according to me HA).

I got some t-shirts last year but they wouldn’t fit me (ahem) so I passed them on as a present to someone else. Job done.

So all in all a brilliant birthday.

What did you get on your last birthday?

Im selling my phone!

Im selling my phone. Any offers before i put it up on ebay!

The gestureking outruns ...well everything!

This blog wouldnt be anything without its dose of the Gestureking!

What are we doing here?

thank you NYTIMES :)

Introduce yourself!

I think more than 2 people are reading this blog now!

So why dont you come and say hello!

Tell me if you like the blog, if you hate the blog, tell me your pet peeves, share a dark secret, hey anything...you decide.

But first, introduce yourself to me and the rest of the world!

Give me your money- Prince abooboo!

We have all seen the "i am a Nigerian prince Abdo qabobo, please help me i will money you give"...heres one who has decided on a new approach to the old tecnique!

A real classy gentleman i must say!

Hitler not a happy chappy! Shamao!

You have probably seen this by now....if so here it is again...and if you havent, behold, the wonders of subtitles!!!

A true fighting master!

Chuck norris eat your heart out, Bruce Lee stay dead, Steven Seagal, can you still even jump? JCVD, get your forehead fixed? Jackie Chan...(sorry no bad word about jackie) :)

And you thought this sort of fight sequence died out in the 90's! Did it hell!

Gay lizard gets it on with Star Trek Enterprise captain

Surely you have seen this by now....The worst fight scene of all time. With William Shatnar and a gay lizard!




Coming up......some more RajniKanth extravaganza!!!!

Fasting: Im feeling it.

Ok fasting is really hurting today. I decided not to get up at sunrise and man it out by drinking just water.

8 hours later im now feeling it. My head is spinning. My fingers are dry and instead of working im typing on this blog........................

How are you liking the new format? as in: All this other stuff on the blog.

This new format obviously includes stuff i find interesting enough and post it on the blog. To share with you.

I did this because i came to realise that i cant come up with a kickass post everyday (well i could but that include putting other things on the back burner). So i thought why not share anything interesting on the blog. I am trying to restrict myself to not put too many items on there. I feel the blog would lose its essence if i did this. So i try to post only a few items here and the odd post from me to keep things ticking over.

Also a few more readers will be nice dont you think, so how recommending to a friend. Hey whats the worst that could happen? ( Hint: Dont send them something offensive ive posted that will put them off. Start off with something light like the " Sweaty poles" post. Search for it on this blog.

Odd neighbourly behaviour!!!

Yesterday I got home to one of our neighbors sitting in our living room.
This woman I tend to avoid like the plague. She wears "loud" clothes and too much lipstick. Throw in some leg hair and you more or less have the perfect bride for a bear.
She will sit there for no reason and watch TV, occasionally chit chatting ones health and generally just bad mouthing her mother in law. If there is a bigger MIL/DIL rivalry I’m yet to see it.
Anyway there she was sitting there on our red sofa, munching on some grapes. Some peaches occupied some space on the plate too but either she had not got round to them or either she just didn’t like them. I don’t know.
After the usual customary exchange of the enquiring of the ones health I carried on into the kitchen to make myself some hot brew. While the kettle boiled I mulled over if I had received any post that day. I hadn’t.
The family had been out and bought back some food. This is always nice to come home to. If you want to know what it was ill tell you. It was a Nan chapatti. This was filled with salads and greeneries of various sorts. Also a long kebab thing. I heartedly munched on this whilst sitting on the swing outside. It hit exactly the right spot.
Quite refreshed I retired to my room for a change of clothes and to check my email and reader unreads. Then, she who must be obeyed entered with a smile on her face. Uh-oh I thought. This is going to cost me money. It did. It transpired that she had seen a painting of some sort and acquired it with a small deposit. The remaining amount was left for me to fulfill. We had a little chat which started with “what the hell..." and ended with "ok I’ll give you some money". Mission accomplished she left me alone.
Alone at last I continued to slurp on my tea and carried on watching a TV drama series about humans and giant sentinels robots.
I then paused the TV drama (because I can never watch anything in its entirety. I always get distracted. The pause button is a god send).
I went downstairs and found that an hour later the neighbour lady was still there. Rolling my eyes, I thought this was just brilliant. I understood my own sarcasm.
Fast fwd three hours later and she is still there. She is sitting in the kitchen eating freshly made chapattis and curry (the curry which is made by yoghurt and gram flour, for all of those who don’t know). I knew how this was going to end.
She asked for some curry to take home. She objected to size of the container in which the curry was being put in and asked for a bigger container. She then asked for some chapattis to take for her sons.

Now can you blame me for not liking the woman??? What is wrong with this woman?

Gestureking!

Ok ive been dying to post a RajniKanth video. This guy is as cool as ice and as hard as Bruce Lee. Well in films anyway.



Warning: May contain funny bodily gestures and facial movements!

If only i was funny as these guys: Aeroplane engineers are funny!

After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.

(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.)

P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget poundingon something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

Your definately laughing by now right?

New feature added!

Can you believe that this blog has just become better?
Because i have just added and shared with you everything that i read...thats blogs, comics, podcasts.

If your blog isnt on here...and it should be ( as in i should be reading it) tell me and ill add it.

Have a look. You might see something you like.