Naughty naughty Tarzan Joke

Ok so im having a slow day today. My brain is in "go eff yourself, i aint doin nuffin tday" mode today so im CPing that came across in my work email. Injoi!

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, And during her questions
about his life, she asked him how he had sex?

'Tarzan not know sex' he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said ‘Oh ...Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.'

Horrified Jane said, 'Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.'

She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.

'Here' she said, pointing to her privates, 'you must put it in here.'

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually she managed to sit up, gasped for air and screamed 'What did you do that for?'

Tarzan replied, 'Check for squirrel.'

By the way heres a little tidbit of info for you.

Did you know Tarzan's "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA" scream sounds exactly the same if you played it backwords? What, you didnt?

Who says this blog cant be informative?