It was then that I woke up. Woke up laughing that is. I think I have woken up laughing once before in my life.
I lay in bed for a few minutes going over all the details.
I had to write this down. I sourced a pen and with no paper in sight took some toilet paper to write on. I went on sat on the toilet seat and tried to write. No joy. The pen had never been used before and would not write on such a delicate surface as toilet paper.
I gave up and decided to use a different pen. A roller ball ink pen. Which write like fountain pens. But less the mess. They are so cool. Aaaaanyway…
I eventually had to write all this down on the back of an envelope. 2 envelopes actually. I tore of the backs and put them in my pocket.
All this happened at 4oclock in the morning. She that must be obeyed woke up from her deep terrible slumber and asked me if i was doing something for work which i had forgottent to do. Yes i said.
Yeah I know I am certifiably crazy!!!!
I lay in bed for a few minutes going over all the details.
I had to write this down. I sourced a pen and with no paper in sight took some toilet paper to write on. I went on sat on the toilet seat and tried to write. No joy. The pen had never been used before and would not write on such a delicate surface as toilet paper.
I gave up and decided to use a different pen. A roller ball ink pen. Which write like fountain pens. But less the mess. They are so cool. Aaaaanyway…
I eventually had to write all this down on the back of an envelope. 2 envelopes actually. I tore of the backs and put them in my pocket.
All this happened at 4oclock in the morning. She that must be obeyed woke up from her deep terrible slumber and asked me if i was doing something for work which i had forgottent to do. Yes i said.
Yeah I know I am certifiably crazy!!!!
4 comments:
hahahaha...
I wasn't expecting such ending:)..
Wrote on toilet paper..:) Like That...BTW why didn't u wait till morning? and do u miss TBL?
That was a long way around for such a twist ending...
I didnt know where to look for paper...and if i had started thinking about it it would have pushed out all the other thoughts!
I also couldnt wait till morning otherwise i would have forgotten the minor bits of this episode!
The devil is in the detail right!!!
Yeh i miss TBL because she was really cool about the whole thing. And it also reminded me of all these cool aunties you see. Most of us men ( and especially us men from pakistan) have at some point fancied an "aunty".
TGW: It was indeed long but i had to capture the whole dream in every sigle, minute detail. This i think i did quite well.
Although i'd imagine most people would have managed when TBL started riding a trikey that there was something weird in all this!
Thank you for reading!
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