First to see some "Office gossip"

Ok I’m going to go ahead and say it...i think saw something in the lift yesterday.

Something i wasn’t meant to see. Something that wasn’t intended was for eyes.

It was the sight of some male and female hormones going at it at full speed, with pedal to the floor but then they have to brake sharply as there is a pedestrian in the middle of the road.

I was that pedestrian.

I was on my way for a puff at the cancer stick (can you believe i started again after quitting for a year?)...It was lunch time and not many people hang around then. The place is quiet. Not too many prying eyes.
Anyway I was on my way and I’ve pressed the button that summons the lift. No w I know I should walk down the stairs. Its good exercise. But my feet are stupid and refuse to work properly.

So after pressing that button what normally happens? If you’ve ever been on a lift (and by reading this I’m assuming your sitting on a computer somewhere which has been inhabited by humans who have built malls in which there are lifts. Unless your in the jungle in which case you probably use a rope and lift is when the village girl’s skirt is lifted by a gush of wind) then you know that after the button is pressed comes the wait, in which the lift magically travels from one floor to the next. Be that up or down.

So I press the button and automatically go into waiting mode. But instead of waiting the door opens and outcome a couple of interrupted two legged hormonal people. I know I’ve interrupted because all of a sudden they scramble to grab hold of whatever “oh look I’m working I have this in my hand which obviously proves I am working” and walk out. Smiling. Nervous twitchy smile. I smile back. Not much else I could do.
And that’s how I thwarted the plans of two co workers. Both of whom are in relationships.

I just had to tell someone!

Sorry no pictures as i couldnt find anything with the tag "kissing in the lift" and "caught in the lift". Ha

Have you ever encountered anything like this?