iPooooooooood!

Ive never had one. Probably never will. Tried it out once. Couldnt see what the big deal was about. My Sony walkman HD player is much better, audiowise. I no longer use it as i just use my phone for my music needs. Thats another story.

Ok so i dont like ipods. People wearing ipods think they are so cool. Even a fat person will think it is liked by its friends if it is seen with an ipod. (Its probably actually true).

In fact the only time an ipod has actually been cool is when Stewie Griffin wore them. Now if that little warmonger aint cool i dont know what is!

So it was with great joy that i found out that the new Mr cool Barack Obama had given the queen an ipod on his recent visit to the UK. Yes you read it write "The Queen has an Ipod". i say it again she has an ipod which means now all the ipod lovers out there are granny loving old witches.

So why does the queen need an Ipod? Doesnt she already have one? Well of course she does. She probably has several lying about filled to the brim with audio books about old stories and episodes of "keeping up appearences".

Now for the cherry of this post. I have, without any shame stolen a picture to illustrate a picture of what the queen's new ipod will look like!



Now throw away your ipods and go and buy a walkman along with some nostalgia!