Friday, 6 March 2009

As you probably know i am an avid reader of various blogs. These blogs occupy my time during toilet breaks at work and other periods of quiet.

One such blog i read is of a Amreeky lady. This lady has married into the asian community. By all accounts it would be boring had it not been for the fact that the lady is white.

Anyway the lady (lets call her Gori for now) relates the story of how she watched with amazement (and then took pictures) of the people we call clappies (Khusra).

SO as i was reading her blog and was reading the story the first time she met Reema ( yep you read it right) i came across Reema's picture. I prompltly showed this picture to my better half and the creature that bore me!

What came next was a sequence of events that made me laugh so much my man boobs hurt!

Mother dearest proclaimed that the woman was "x". ( i will not use names as the last time that happened, i by chance came upon a blog who was my cousins so you know...)

The x in question is a panda of a lady who bore her last offspring in her 45's. In fact the running joke is that the baby is forever sucking on her teet.

Anyhoo..this comment again, sent me into hysterics.

My better half then commented that it was software i had used. She was referring to some software on my phone which i had used to make my sister look like moustached frenchman.

The two lovely ladies then proceeded to argue that it was them that the picture was of.

This was too much for me and and i peed in my three quater length nightsuit.

So Reema if your out there and your reading this (Your probably not as your probably too busy to read this boring blog) I salute you. You made my day!

If your ever in town i wana take you out for milkshake!

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