Wednesday, 25 February 2009

Tips for a modern day DVD ripoff person aka "next man"


Ive just had a refund from ebay. It was a driving test DVD. What the seller hadnt banked on was me knowing how a fake ripoff chiney copy differs from a normal official driving standards DVD.

Well heres a clue and take note all future illegal dvd/cd making people. Use a good quality Dvd. In fact heres a tip .Dont use that sub standard Dvd that you've just got your uncle Chun li to produce in his/her/what? back room.

Next comes the labelling. I cant stress this enough. Use some good quality labelling. Some good quality ink. Then again you probably wont coz your cheap ass is in this business to make money so probably your business model is probably "spend as less as possible". Spending more on the label will mask your inferior quality DVD. ( you can always tell the fake dvd's. Erm, They weigh less!).

Next put some paperwork in the DVD. Official DVD's dont come with some sort of paperwork be it movies,games or software. Its like building the titanic but then not fitting it with any lifejackets. We all know who won that one!!





(THAT iceburg)



So now on ebay i have something like £6.51 to spend on something. What should i spend it on? I cant think of anything i need, well maybe a bigger capacity battery for my new toy (that has come out wrong on so many levels!)...but im stuck for ideas!

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