Thanks but no thanks! Interviews are for people with teeth!

The title of my new post was going to be "growing up with ahem ahem people" in Pakistan. But ive had to divert my attention to another matter that has just arisen. I have been asked for an interview. Yes yours truly will be interviewd.

I was as happy as this guy





or rather would have been had I not declined it for the following reasons listed below:

1) Why the hell would you wana read about it...yet?
2) Not that many people read this damn blog anyway! which is kinda unfair as i get through so many blogs ( look at my shared items in the side over there in that side panel thing!....>>>>>>>>>>
3) Do i have the time at the moment?
8) Do you have the time at the moment?
4) Im too boring to divulge that kind of information.
5) I write what i think is funny. I am not funny....that much.
6) "insert comment here"
7)

So with that in mind i kind of declined the interview.

No doubt they will probably ask me again ( if they're reading this) and then il probably yes to and take the time to do this interview.

In the mean time i am writing about Big balls and Jalebi. It cometh..soon!!!