Monday, 5 October 2009

Germany and England Have the World’s Worst Lovers

Germany and England Have the World’s Worst Lovers: "


A recent poll of 15,000 women revealed that German and English lovers are the worst in the world. Germans were considered “too smelly” while blokes from England were deemed “too lazy”. Also topping the list were Swedish men who are “too quick to finish.”

In contrast, the best lovers are from Spain, Brazil and Italy. Men from the United States came in fifth on the worst lovers list.

The poll was carried out by which surveyed women from 20 countries who were asked to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers. Of course, we don’t know if the women in the survey actually slept with men from the nations they rated, so it’s entirely possible the poll is just a summary of people’s stereotypes of those countries.

For what it’s worth, here’s the list of worst and best lovers from around the world:


1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)


1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

How many think a woman wrote this???? HA

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