I think it my duty to educate my readers in the etiquette of squatting on a third world toilet.
As in the toilets that are in the ground.
My reasons to educate you in this ancient art:
1) The coming nuclear war.
2) Because you have never been on one.
3) Because you little legs can’t take your weight so that can crouch that far down hence you've never tried it
4) You reside in a European or American city.
5) You are fascinated by this procedure but were always to shy to ask.
Can you add to the above? :)
As in the toilets that are in the ground.
My reasons to educate you in this ancient art:
1) The coming nuclear war.
2) Because you have never been on one.
3) Because you little legs can’t take your weight so that can crouch that far down hence you've never tried it
4) You reside in a European or American city.
5) You are fascinated by this procedure but were always to shy to ask.
Can you add to the above? :)
Ok so first of all, don’t forget to remove your trousers and undergarments. They must be lowered to roughly about the knee height. This is so that when you hover over the toilet the bend in the back of your legs secures the trousers. This also prevents any clothing mishaps (You don’t want to come out of the toilet, worse than you went in right?)
Right now you have to squat over the toilet. Taking into account if your left or right handed, lean towards the left or right foot. This helps flow. Keep well low down. This will put pressure on your tummy and ensure you a nice clean tummy on the inside.
Right now you have to squat over the toilet. Taking into account if your left or right handed, lean towards the left or right foot. This helps flow. Keep well low down. This will put pressure on your tummy and ensure you a nice clean tummy on the inside.
BTW brilliant title dont you think?
Have a nice day :)
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