I saw this and thought to share it as it doesnt get much better than this!!!!
"One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.
The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended.
The newspaper then reported that police paraded the goat before jeering crowds, journalists, and published a picture of the animal.
"This goat looks enough like the police sketch artist of another witness-described car thief that he could be his twin brother", stated Mohammed.
If reports are to be believed the alleged goat sat through the entire court proceedings knowing it was untouchable.

Police in the state couldn't immediately be reached for comment although a reporter who is regularly given police records stated that a squirrel had came in late in the evening and bailed the goat out."
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Sources close to the goat say the goat is a method actor!